Dashcam (Screening at Panic Fest ) comes from Rob Savage, director of last years horror hit HOST and writers Jed Shepherd and Gemma Hurley. The two films have a lot in common and yet…..not. Both are found footage and run just over an hour long. Which, we all appreciate in…

Hatching is a new Finnish body horror/creature feature screening at Panic Fest (and currently available on VOD). The film features a young girl (Siiri Solalinna) with the worlds worst mom (Happy Mother’s Day, Sophia Heikkila!) who ends up the caretaker of a human sized blood thirsty baby bird. I love what I do for a living. First time…

New (good) horror movies! Rejoice! I just screened Norwegian horror film The Innocents during Panic Fest 2020 and in the immortal words of My Chemical Romance; Teenagers scare the living shit out of me. Well, kids. Kids in general. My own kids, specifically. But also these kids. Probably your kids…

Congratulations! You’ve made it to the month of May in the year of our dark Lord, 2022. The sun is out, your allergies are face fucking you and take off your shirt season is just around the corner. So grab your favorite suffocated cumquat and ice water spiked with thermogenic…

Netflix has a new horror film out today called Choose or Die that promises a Brainscan like trip into an 80’s horror game world. The trailer makes it seem as though it does so with Saw like torture porn tendencies. Are any of these things true? Eh. In Choose or…

The first of three straight direct to DVD Hellraiser sequels by director Rick Bota (Three Straight Hellraiser Films) has me wondering if I’d rather watch the next two films or just rent a movie on Skinemax later. Hellseeker features Dean Winters (The “Mayhem” insurance commercial guy, Rescue Me) as Trevor…

It’s Pinhead in space! Or perhaps more accurately… in a dark hallway in Encinitas, TX or wherever the hell they filmed this that would give Miramax tax breaks. This fourth sequel in the franchise killed off Pinhead in more ways than one. Both blowing him into oblivion and ending his…

Okay, well two of them are shows but HOW LONG DID YOU WANT ME TO MAKE THE TITLE? If you look at the wide release movies slated for April, things look pretty dim for horror. You can either go see Morbius again (lulz) or you can look elsewhere and THAT’S…

Wonder why in the alien fuck someone is talking about The X-Files in 2022? Here’s an explanation; other than that maybe I have too much free time. Episode 1 — “Pilot” Directed by: Robert Mandel (The Substitute, The Rage: Carrie 2) I want to believe……that the show gets better. Just…