Everything Dropping TODAY on Netflix! 11/1

Post Halloween sadness washes over me. However, I do not have the luxury of grief. For there is work to be done. Someone’s got to eat all of this fuckin candy or else my kids will and that will make me a terrible father. Is that what you want? To be a terrible parent? EAT CANDY AND GET ASS.

I mean, eat candy and watch Netflix. Sorry. Force of habit. I like to tell people to do stuff cool…

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Mike Holtz

Mike Holtz

I write about movies but I’d rather it feel like we were having a beer together and oversharing. Co-Owner of WeWatchedAMovie. Dad to two amazing assholes.