Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix TODAY!!!!!

August 1

  • Batman Begins
  • Chernobyl Diaries
  • Clerks
  • Constantine
  • Dreamcatcher
  • Edge of Fear
  • Eraser
  • Gran Torino
  • House of Deadly Secrets (Not a good name for your dick)
  • Los tiempos de Pablo Escobar: Season 1
  • Million Dollar Baby
  • No Reservations
  • Once in a Lifetime Sessions with Moby
  • Once in a Lifetime Sessions with Nile Rodgers
  • Once in a Lifetime Sessions with Noel Gallagher
  • Once in a Lifetime Sessions with TLC
  • P.S. I Love You
  • Secretariat
  • Silverado
  • Steel Magnolias (Good name for your dick)
  • Stripes (Fantastic movie but really, how many times are you guys going to put this on and take it back off again? Just send us all a copy on DVD at this point for fucks sake)
  • Switched
  • The Aviator
  • The Golden Compass
  • The Informant! (Fat Damon)
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
  • Emelie
  • Brij Mohan Amar Rahe
  • Cocaine Coast
  • Dinotrux Supercharged: Season 3
  • I Am a Killer
  • Like Father
  • Marching Orders
  • +Flavors of Youth: International Version
  • Paid in Full
  • Perdida
  • The Originals: Season 5
  • 72 Dangerous Animals: Asia
  • Afflicted
  • All About the Washingtons
  • Demetri Martin: The Overthinker
  • Insatiable
  • La casa de las flores
  • Million Pound Menu
  • The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society
  • The Package
“That’s what I would name my dick.”
  • The Ponysitters Club
  • Voltron: Legendary Defender: Season 7
  • Zion
  • No Country for Old Men
  • Alexander: The Ultimate Cut
  • Splash and Bubbles: Season 2
  • The Nut Job
  • Adventures in Public School
  • Hostiles
  • The 100: Season 5
  • Evan Almighty
  • Wish I Was Here
  • Disenchantment
  • Magic for Humans
  • Pinky Malinky
  • Spirit Riding Free: Season 6
  • Stay Here
  • The Motive
  • To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before
  • Ultraviolet
  • The Investigator: A British Crime Story: Season 2
  • Year One
  • Deadwind
  • Follow This
  • Great News: Season 1
  • Ask the StoryBots: Season 2
  • Bert Kreischer: Secret Time
  • Ghoul
  • The After Party
  • The Innocents
  • Trolls: The Beat Goes On!: Season 3
  • Young & Hungry: Season 5
  • The Good Place: Season 2
  • Inequality for All
  • Inside the Criminal Mind
  • Ozark: Season 2 (Seriously need to finish Season 1. Damn you, choices!)
  • The Comedy Lineup: Part 2
  • The Laws of Thermodynamics
  • Ultimate Beastmaster: Survival of the Fittest
  • Undercover Law

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Mike Holtz

Mike Holtz

I write about movies but I’d rather it feel like we were having a beer together and oversharing. Co-Owner of WeWatchedAMovie. Dad to two amazing assholes.